I can see a pattern here: big protests are expected to happen today, December 10, 2011 in many Russian cities. Because of this, a number of announcement from the Kremlin-friendly agencies has been made:
1) "The results of elections are final", the central election committee.
2) "It's unhealthy to go protest - you can catch cold", the ministry of health.
3) "This Saturday is declared a study day for schoolchildren", the ministry of education.
4) "There are explosions planned in crowded places", the police.
5) "Those arrested during protests will be immediately drafted if they can and haven't served in military", the ministry of defense.
6) "Students, you might have trouble with your studies after going to protests", many universities.
Come on guys! That's it?! I'm still waiting for the ministry of culture to remind us of bad swear words usually said during such gatherings.
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